The Funny Things Our Kids Say
ach month we go back and find some of the comments and feedback from our blogs that we think you wil enjoy reading. We never cease to be amazed at the good stuff readers respond with. The following are excerpts from "Funny Things Our Kids Say." DONNA SAID... While at Wal-Mart, I was keeping my 3 year old nephew occupied while his mom finished checking out. As he was standing on the ground looking up at us, I saw his eyes jot back and forth between his mom and me (comparing) and then he raised his little finger, pointed right at me and very loudly said, "Momma, Aunt Donna’s boobies are WAY bigger than your boobies. Aunt Donna, I want to SEE your boobies!" Needless to say everyone within earshot was laughing hysterically! While changing one of my twin boys in a public restroom, up high on those changing tables with the nice bright florescent bulbs, I went to remove a piece of fuzz that had gotten caught in his privates. Imagine my mortification as he clearly authoritatively repeated back to me what I have told him on numerous occasions (and you know how bathroom walls amplify noise), "No, Mommy! No play with my penis!" ANONYMOUS SAID... My daughter (4) told me she wanted a "grill" cheese sandwich and my son (3) said, "no, Mom, I want a "boy" cheese sandwich."
On the way to have some fun this morning, my daughter saw something out the window that reminded her of "damns"... so she exclaimed, with an alarmingly gangsta accent, "daaaayyyyaamms"... my husband and I had to laugh!
SUPERMOME11 SAID...
Well, on our second Sunday at church after moving from New York to Wyoming, all of the kids got up and were asked to say something they were proud of themselves for (in front of the whole congregation). My darling three and a half year old got up and said he was proud of himself because he had "stopped using the F word and the S word". Now, the F word he was referring to was "fart" and the s word was "shut up" (and I know he had never heard the other versions at that age!), but do you think anyone believed that? Especially since we were the new move-ins from NY???
SANDERS FAMILY SAID...
My daughter, who is 6, had trouble saying Tallahassee when she was smaller(understandably so). Instead of saying we’re from Tallahassee, she says we’re from "Hallatassee". :)
SHELLEY SAID...
We actually had a good laugh from our toddler today!
I had just taken him for a hearing test. His doctor is located on the third floor of the building, so we take the elevator up. He LOVES the elevator...the buttons...the ride...the magic of it all. Anyway, when we got home, we called my husband to tell him how the appointment went. My son got on the phone, and said with much excitement,
"Daddy, I rode the alligator today!"
Alligator/Elevator, I guess it’s all the same to a three year old!
VAUGHN FAMILY SAID...
Instead of McDonald’s...my children say, HotDonald’s--EVERYtime!!
LORI K SAID...
It’s so funny that I read your post today, because last night as we were driving to see our new niece, we were explaining to our son (2-1/2) that we were driving to "Cedar Rapids" to see his new baby cousin. It was around dinner time, so he wasn’t having any of it, and he explained to us that he didn’t want to "go see the rabbits". ~
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By Brent Riggs
Brent Riggs is an author, mentor and Bible teacher. For Bible teaching and answers, visit his ministry website at www.seriousfaith.com
