Humor
Top 12 Things Not To Say To A Cop who has pulled you over: I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People? Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! Are you Andy or Barney? I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. You’re not gonna check the trunk are you? I pay your salary! Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too! Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are. When the Officer says "Gee Son...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?’ You probably shouldn’t respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts? If Biblical Headlines were written by Today’s Liberal Media On Red Sea crossing: WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE Pursuing Environmentalists Killed ~ ~ ~ On David vs. Goliath: HATE CRIME KILLS Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock ~ ~ ~ On Elijah on Mt. Carmel: FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS ~ ~ ~ On the birth of Christ: HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple ~ ~ ~ On feeding the 5,000: PREACHER STEALS Disciples Mystified Over Behavior ~ ~ ~ On healing the 10 lepers: LOCAL DOCTOR’S "Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy ~ ~ ~ On healing of the MADMAN’S FRIEND Local Farmer’s Investment Lost ~ ~ ~ On raising Lazarus FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK Will Reading to be Delayed Shopkeepers Competition The shopkeeper was dismayed when a new business much like his own opened up next door and a huge sign that read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another competitor opened up on his right, and announced its arrival with an even larger sign, reading LOWEST PRICES. The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over his own shop-it read... MAIN ENTRANCE. Humor from:
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RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY 400 Killed
LEFT HOMELESS
CHILD’S LUNCH
PRACTICE RUINED
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CAUSES STAMPEDE
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